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ITEM! Wanna see something awesome? How about new Unseen Shadows - Tales Of The Forgotten covers HERE including this one (right) by sensational Cancertown 2 colourist Pete Mason. Also check out the new Unseen Art gallery HERE
ITEM! Comedy Genius™ Jamie Smart has been posting up a new series of single-panel cartoons - My Tiny Black Heart. Brilliant and hilarious stuff as you would expect from the creator of Whubble and Bear. Have your tickle bone funnied right HERE
ITEM! Just when you thought it was safe to scream in space Lou Scannon #4 is out and available to buy nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnow! "Where from?" I hear you plead pitifully as I sneer at you with contempt and scratch my scrotum. You know, that bit underneath that gets twisted up in your underwear and you just have to go for. "Looky HERE, bitches." I reply, like a tumescent badger at Christmas.
ITEM! Comicsmaking machine Valia Kapadai's Stinky Sketchbook (so named because the sketches were done in a toilet corridor during her breaks at work - the art itself is far from stinky) is available to buy. It also comes with an original stinky sketch on a piece of toilet paper all for a mere £6. Buy it from her brand new online shop HERE
ITEM! Halcyon & Tenderfoot #3 launches tomorrow (Saturday 29th September) at Newcastle City Library with a day of workshops, signing sessions and a comic book quiz. You can buy and/or subscribe to H&C (not to be confused with H&E) right HERE.
